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Posted by: Cinderella

Crazy Crimes


Charlottesville, Virginia- Federal Agents searched an man's house because they believed he possessed illegal drugs.
They searched everywhere, and were about to assume that he moved, when they heard a noise
coming from the fridge. They looked inside and there was the man, calmly drinking a soda.


Sandusky, Ohio- A man was charged with negligent assult after he shot his wife's hat thinking it
was a rat. The hat was on his wife's head at the time. The same man had previously shot himself
in the foot while trying to shoot a rat.


Kansas- A man was charged with holding up a shoe store. He stole about 70$ in shoes. At his
trial the man showed up wearing the boots he stole, with the tags still on. He was found guilty
and the shoes were returned to the store.


Tennessee- An inmate escaped from jail and led police on a long chase sometimes reaching
150 mph. When he was caught he stated that he intended to turn himself in all along.
He was driving fast because he wanted to get far enough ahead from the police to make
it clear he was going to stop.


Bangkok, Thailand- After stealing a woman's purse, a man ran into a building that he thought
was a Buddhist Temple. He figured that he couldn't be arrested in there. Unfortunately for him
the building was a police station. He was arrested.


Redondo Beach, California- Police noticed a man driving his car, and they assumed he was drunk.
Not becasue he was meandering, but because he had the top of a traffic light pole
(including the lights) across the hood of his car. When questioned he said, "I thought the lights
came with the car."


Woburn, Massachusetts- A baptist church was caught luring children in with pizza, and then
baptizing them without parental consent.


Sanger, Texas- Four teenagers were arrested after breaking into a funeral home. They had
planned to find embalming fluid, dip their cigarettes in it, and smoke it. Since they could find
no fluid, they substituted a finger from the corpse for their cigarettes (and smoked it).


Pikeville, Kentucky- A bank robber was easily caught by surveillance cameras. He thought rubbing
citric acid on his face would blur the picture, as you can obviously tell, it didn't work.


Ogden, Utah- A man wearing a clown costume went to a mechanic's trailer. The clown asked
for a woman named Kathy. After the mechanic denied knowing a person named Kathy, the
clown accused him of having an affair with her, and hit him over the head with a lamp. The
clown was never found


Wandsworth, England- Karl Watkin was sentenced to eighteen months in prison after trying to
have sex with a sidewalk. Three years later he was sentenced to six years for stimulating sexual
intercourse with garbage bags. Later that year he commited suicide in his cell.


Appleton, Wisconsin- Darrell Voeks stole $100,000 worth of pigs to help pay for breast implants
for his favorite stripper at a club. He got ten years in prison.


Key West, Florida- One restaurant owner killed another during a argument over how to put
silverware into a dishwasher correctly.

Grande Ronde, Oregon- Sixty-seven-year-old Arthur Mooney died of a heart attack in the
Spirit Mountain Casino. While his body lay right there on the floor for an hour, the other
customers continued to play the slot machines. They pulled his body away the next day.


Scarborough, England- A totaled ford was found at the bottom of a 100-foot cliff in 1996. No
sign of the driver was found, just a pile of human feces on the drivers seat.


Stockholm, Sweden- Customs officers noticed a woman that wouldn't stop scratching her chest.
They were kind, and didn't mention anything, at first, but she never stopped. They searched her
and found 75 live snakes that she was trying to smuggle.


Mount Shasta, California- Joy Glassman was a loving mother. She always wanted her sons to
succeed in life. Then she went to far. Her sons grew up to be firemen, and joy intentionally
set fires to help their careers. After five fires in one month she was arrested for arson.


Colombia - A cow was put in prison after it was blamed for a road accident. The cow was in
the street when a woman on a motorcycle ran into it and badly injured herself. The police said,
"If it was a person who caused the accident, he or she would be behind bars, so why not a cow?”


David Owen Rye got annoyed by a noisy car alarm and fired at least three bullets into a Toyota
Camry, silencing the alarm and bringing out police who hauled him away in handcuffs. He
decided his handgun would finally silence the alarm.


Jong Kim was pulled over near Wabash. Police say that when a drug-sniffing dog walked around
Kim’s car, he threw dog biscuits and debris out the window in an apparent attempt to distract
the animal. It didn't work and he was charged





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