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Posted by: Cinderella

Woman called police over hubby's porn habit


http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm...=news.quirkies


A frustrated German housewife called police because her husband would not stop
watching porn movies.

The 44-year-old woman, from Aachen, dialled the emergency police number and told the
dispatcher in a weepy voice there was an emergency.


But when officers arrived at the scene they found her pacing the apartment while her
husband, 46, sat in front of the TV watching a blue movie.

She told the police: "Nothing will move him, not even if I offer him the real thing, and
he has the TV on so loud I'm sure the neighbours can hear it."

She was told however that there was nothing the police could do in such a case, but

refer her to a counsellor for help.



lmao



Posted by: KozmoKramer

Quote:
Originally Posted by Cinderella
A frustrated German housewife called police because her husband would not stop watching porn movies....
Holy cripes. If my wife did that I'd be in Sing Sing making little rocks out of big rocks...



Posted by: BrickCop

Gillettte Stadium, Fenway Park, the Garden and the Convention Center would not be able to hold half the "offenders" if that was illegal in MA.



Posted by: Delta784

Quote:
Originally Posted by BrickCop
Gillettte Stadium, Fenway Park, the Garden and the Convention Center would not be able to hold half the "offenders" if that was illegal in MA.
I wouldn't know about any of that pornography stuff........



Posted by: 94c

Quote:
Originally Posted by Delta784
I wouldn't know about any of that pornography stuff........
pornographs are useless since the advent of CD's



Posted by: Wolfman





Posted by: Cinderella

lmao Delta



Posted by: VTCOP

Pornagraphy isn't illegal in mass???



Posted by: coppah914

Just tell the wife "honey, quit whining and get me a beer".



Posted by: CJIS

Least she didn't try to copy Mrs. Bobit



Posted by: 94c

Quote:
Originally Posted by Wolfman
I would love to visit your church someday.





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