Posted by: Cinderella
Happy St Patricks Day!
May you have:
A world of wishes at your command
God and his angels close at hand
Friends and family their love impart,
And Irish blessings in you heart.
May your blessings outnumber the shamrocks that grow
And may trouble avoid you wherever you go.
Irish Blessing
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
"Why of course," comes the reply.
The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.
The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."
"Of Course," replies the second man.
Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?"
"Dublin," comes the reply.
"I can't believe it," says the first man.
"I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin."
"Of course," replies the second man.
Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks:
"What school did you go to?"
"Saint Mary's," replies the second man.
"I graduated in '62."
"This is unbelievable!" the first man says.
"I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!"
About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar.
"What's been going on?" he asks the bartender.
"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Malley twins are drunk again."
Posted by: fscpd907
HAPPY St. PATRICK'S DAY !!!! STAY SAFE
Posted by: Cinderella
An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night, on a twisty, dark
road. Both are driving to fast for the conditions and collide on a sharp bend in the road.
To the amazement of both, they are unscathed, though their cars are both
destroyed. In celebration of their luck, both agree to put aside their dislike for
the other from that moment on.
At this point, the Irish man goes to the boot and fetches a 12 year old bottle of
Jameson whiskey. He hands the bottle to the English man, whom exclaims,'' may the English and the Irish live together forever, in peace, and harmony.''
The English man then tips the bottle and lashes half of it down.
Still flabbergasted over the whole thing, he goes to hand the bottle to the Irish man, whom replies:
'' no tanks, I'll just wait till the Garda get here!''
Posted by: LKat20
Happy St. Patty's Day!!
Posted by: kttref
Happy Saint Drunk...I mean Patrick's Day!
I'm gonna get me my first DWI tonight! WOOHOO!!!
Posted by: TopCop24
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Originally Posted by kttref
Happy Saint Drunk...I mean Patrick's Day!
I'm gonna get me my first DWI tonight! WOOHOO!!!
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Tonight?? Why wait for tonight you can probably get several around noontime
Posted by: kwflatbed
Posted by: Irish Wampanoag
Happy Saint Patrick's Day to all
March 17th "White history month"
Posted by: no$.10
There once was a man named Ed Flynn,
Who the Staties would not let in,
When he rose to power
The locals, he'd shower
Then leave them no pot to piss in.
Sorry. Really.
Posted by: lokiluvr
Happy St. Patty's to you all, have a quick and safe one. And by all means,,, get home tonight.
Posted by: GMACK24
Happy Saint Patrick's day to you all and yes.
most importantly
STAY SAFE ! ! !
Posted by: KozmoKramer
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Originally Posted by Cinderella
Happy St Patricks Day!...
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With that beautiful kisser staring us in the face, how could it be anything less that happy Cinder-Baby... 
Posted by: kttref
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Originally Posted by TopCop24
Tonight?? Why wait for tonight you can probably get several around noontime |
I didn't go in until 3pm...things didn't quite turn out the way I expected last night...armed robbery kinda killed that 
Posted by: Piper
Happy St Pats to all, and just a reminder that tonight it the "Battle of the Bands" at Doyles in J.P. between the Boston PD Pipe Band and the NYPD Pipe Band. All with a badge get in free.
Also, the Band will be performing at "Hennigans" after the Southie Parade tomorrow.
These few days each year do so age me.....
Posted by: Cinderella
thank u Koz
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