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Posted by: Unregistered

Has any officer ever pull over a vehicle and had the driver tell you that they had to go the bathroom soo bad and that they would shit their pants or pee their pants if they couldn't go soon?

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Posted by: BlackOps

yes, and the kid actually DID piss in his pants!

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Posted by: JoninNH

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Originally Posted by BlackOps yes, and the kid actually DID piss in his pants!

And I'm sure he did get a ticket too.

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Posted by: SPINMASS

Didn't his mother ever tell him to try before he left the house.

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Posted by: USMCTrooper

That was her excuse for operating in the BDL. My response was, why didn't you stop at the exit 3 miles back with 7 restaurants, 2 gas stations and 5 Malls?

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Posted by: Unregistered

I had a security guard (In uniform, complete with his square badge on) doing 100 on 495 say that to me. I gave him a nice citation and informed him that his square badge doesn't entitle him to break the law.

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Posted by: Blueflu1

ooops, didnt log in on that last reply

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Posted by: jasonbr

in 'Tommy Boy' with Chris Farley, they're getting pulled over so they jump out and pretend like they're getting attacked by bees..... has that ever happened to you guys? that would be rich. Hell.... i've cought myself speeding when i have to piss.... but it's to the next exit - not home.

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Posted by: speccop

I actually had a female under arrest for outstanding warrants, and while I was waiting for the transport wagon to come she got her period and...well....made a mess in the cruiser. DOH!

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Posted by: dcs2244

About 25 years ago I stopped a gal who had blown through a four way stop...50 mph in a 30 zone. I stopped her and she said she had just gotten her period(!) and was going home to get a man-hole-cover. The ticket for speed and stop sign was issued, along with "...cold water will get that stain out of the seat...".

Now, tell me, what kind of a syphilitic pig drives around without a couple of rags in her purse (or glove box)?...and no, she wasn't 12...she was 21 and should have had experience with "the monthlies".

She appealed the ticket and told the whole story in open court...to gales of derisive laughter. The judge asked me if I had a problem with a NR...I replied that I didn't since she had debased herself in public. NR, but funny none the less (the judge asked her why she didn't have 'emergency rags' in the vehicle or about her person: she had no answer. hopefully, for the human race, she has not been able to conceive...genius).

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Posted by: JoninNH

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Originally Posted by Blueflu1 ooops, didnt log in on that last reply

Square badge? You from NY/NJ?

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Posted by: NorwichAlum

I had an OUI who tried to get back in his car because he wanted to go home and take a shit. While he was resisting arrest he shit himself. That was a pleasant smell while I was handcuffing him!

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Posted by: Pvt. Cowboy

Years ago when I was dispatching on the 11-7, one of the guys picked up an OUI. I vaguely remember that after he was done processing his arrest, the drunk's ride shows up. The processing room is accessed via the garage underneath the station. Outside the garage is usually where the officers parked their cars. The newly released then proceeded to walk over to the arresting officers personal car, not knowing it was his car, and started urinating...

C'mon back inside!! Arrested again...

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