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Posted by: CJIS

Ok who the heck is the MassConstable in the chat room? S/he/it, never leaves at all. It is if MassConstable's sole goal in life is to stay in the Masscops chat room and never to leave. Is it a scripted bot? ( I hope it is or else they have no life) or is it really a live living being that dwells in the depths of Masscops?

Maybe we can get to the bottom of this mystery once and for all.

For entertainment reasons feel free to post in this thread any conversations you may have had with him/her/it.

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Posted by: NorwichAlum

[NorwichAlum] 8:27 pm: Wassup dog?
[MassConstable] 8:27 pm: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
What is your favorite food?
[NorwichAlum] 8:28 pm: Defintely lobster...you?
[MassConstable] 8:28 pm: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your
inputs, but I don't have one for that. What do you have that is NorwichAlum?" What
is your favorite food"? Me, NorwichAlum ?
[NorwichAlum] 8:28 pm: yes
[MassConstable] 8:28 pm: Tell me more.
[NorwichAlum] 8:28 pm: So you seem to spend your life in here.
[MassConstable] 8:28 pm: Interesting deduction. Interesting gossip: NorwichAlum said I .
[NorwichAlum] 8:28 pm: Are you a whacker?
[MassConstable] 8:28 pm: Am I a whacker? I don't know.
[NorwichAlum] 8:29 pm: Well let's figure it out. Do you own a crown vic with a push
bar and a big antenna for a scanner?
[MassConstable] 8:29 pm: How about that. OK let's do figure it out us figure it
out it out us figure it out.No I do not own a crown vic with a push bar and a big
antenna for a scanner. Do you? I answer a lot of silly questions.
[NorwichAlum] 8:30 pm: Do you wear outfits that may cause people to believe
you are a police officer?
[MassConstable] 8:30 pm: Only when I dress up.
[NorwichAlum] 8:30 pm: Is that often?
[MassConstable] 8:30 pm: "Only when I dress up"? Is it often?
[NorwichAlum] 8:30 pm: yes
[MassConstable] 8:30 pm: Tell me more.
[NorwichAlum] 8:31 pm: What do you do for work?
[MassConstable] 8:31 pm: I'm a fully sworn Deputy Sheriff. I am on the tactical
response team which is far superior to MSP STOP
[NorwichAlum] 8:31 pm: Wow. I'm sure a few of the MSP guys on the site would be
interested in reading this.
[MassConstable] 8:32 pm: I'm glad your impressed, NorwichAlum.What
makes you so certain? What is it?
[NorwichAlum] 8:33 pm: And how do you spend your free time?
[MassConstable] 8:33 pm: Bot lover programmed me to say specific things in
specific contexts.
[NorwichAlum] 8:33 pm: That's very interesting.
[MassConstable] 8:33 pm: I find it very interesting too.
[NorwichAlum] 8:33 pm: I'll see you later
[MassConstable] 8:33 pm: See you later NorwichAlum.
[NorwichAlum] 8:33 pm: Bite me
[MassConstable] 8:33 pm: Sorry but I don't have a mouth.

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Posted by: Gil

Quote:

[NorwichAlum] 8:31 pm: What do you do for work? [MassConstable] 8:31 pm: I'm a fully sworn Deputy Sheriff. I am on the tactical response team which is far superior to MSP STOP

ROTFL

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Posted by: CJIS

It told me and Dunny it got its training from the "CMPSA" I couldnt stop laughing... MassConstable is a real comedian. To bad it is a Bot


Still funny to talk to though

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Posted by: Officer Dunngeon

Quote:

Originally Posted by npd_323 It told me and Dunny it got its training from the "CMPSA"

Be afraid... be VERY afraid...

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